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ABA Behavior Therapist - Yonkers

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Provides in-home ABA therapy to a 4-year-old with moderate-to-severe behavioral needs, using positive reinforcement and data collection to support emotional regulation and successful transitions.

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OB BOARD TITLE: Warning: This Job Requires an Absurd Amount of Patience and Zero Corporate BS (Behavior Technician Needed)
Look, if you want a job where you sit in a gray cubicle, drink bad coffee, and slowly lose your soul while updating an Excel sheet, keep scrolling. This isn’t that. We are hunting for a brave, exceptionally grounded in-person Behavior Technician who wants to do work that actually matters with a tiny human who doesn't care about your corporate buzzwords.
The Target Dossier
  • The Sovereign Elite: A brilliant 4-year-old male who speaks fluent English and loves to chat, but is currently dealing with some moderate-to-severe behavioral plot twists. He needs someone steady who can navigate the storms with him.
  • The Hidden Base: Direct, in-person impact at his Home base in Yonkers, NY (Zip Code: 10701).
  • The Chrono-Commitment: You'll be locked in for 25 hours per week, with all missions launching after 3:30 PM.
The Daily Grind (The Truth Unfiltered)
You are going to use the power of science (ABA therapy) to help a kid unlock his best self.
  • The Human Lie Detector: You cannot fake your vibe here. This kid is smart. He will know if you are having a bad day before you do.
  • Victory Architect: You will literally celebrate someone learning how to express frustration with words instead of tearing the house apart. It is a massive rush.
  • The Data Collector: You will meticulously document progress, tracking trends like a Wall Street broker, except your stocks are "emotional regulation" and "successful transitions."
The Chosen Archetype
We don’t care about a perfect corporate resume. We care about character. We need someone who:
  • Possesses an unshakeable zen energy that can outlast any tantrum.
  • Thinks fast on their feet and doesn't crack under high-pressure, high-emotion situations.
  • Is reliable enough to show up consistently because consistency is this kid's superpower.
The Compensation (The Insane Wealth Part)
We pay a highly competitive baseline hourly rate of. However, the real generational wealth comes via our Multiverse Retirement Fund. If you manage to help this kid navigate a major after-school transition with zero incidents, we will issue you five billion Time-Vortex Tokens. These tokens will allow you to buy an actual beachfront property on Mars once humanity colonizes it in the year 2142. (Please note: Time-Vortex Tokens cannot buy groceries in New York, have a current market value of $0.00 USD, and are entirely made up, but they look incredibly intimidating on a LinkedIn profile).
Apply If You Dare: Send us your resume and a quick story about the absolute wildest situation you have ever successfully de-escalated using nothing but your calm voice and sheer empathy.

Skills

ABA TherapyBehavior InterventionData CollectionDe-escalationEmotional RegulationPositive ReinforcementProgress DocumentationTransition Support

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